What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 03:50

Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?
—
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do girls ever miss their first love?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
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