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10.06.2025 03:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Sega Throws Shade At Mario Kart While Showing Off Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - Kotaku

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is your opinion? I am 150-152 and I feel short. I’m 15 years old. I feel like this makes me look like a baby and ugly on most clothes.

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Toyota Industries' shares nosedive on $33 billion buyout deal — steepest fall in 10 months - CNBC

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is love?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

What do you think about Vivian Jenna Wilson's decision to speak out against her father, Elon Musk, in a public interview with NBC News?

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do girls ever miss their first love?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

IBD 50's Hims & Hers Erases Its 19% Acquisition-Tied Sprint - Investor's Business Daily

Still no good

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

All the ways Apple TV boxes do—and mostly don’t—track you - Ars Technica